Top 877 Things From Beard History — An Exhaustive List

After my post about beard history, I got a lot of feedback from people saying they wanted to know about some of the things that were created by bearded men. An odd request, I thought, considered that God, a bearded man, created everything in existence, but okay, I aim to please.

So I sat down and wrote up my list of the top 877 things created by bearded men. Some were created by God, others by inventors like DaVinci. Some, we may not be sure who exactly created it, but we’re pretty sure whoever it was was bearded (Is it awesome? Then someone with a beard probably thought of it first).

Note: I excluded beards and other types of facial hair from this list, although technically I think they should count.

1. mist
2. floors
3. jobs
4. brakes
5. Militaries
6. tents
7. theory
8. human beings
9. bathtub
10. hands
11. turkey
12. quartz
13. vein
14. lip
15. prose
16. mom
17. sun
18. hammer
19. snow
20. existence
21. division
22. breath
23. firetrucks
24. battles
25. knee
26. human behavior
27. driving
28. sidewalk
29. quicksand
30. desk
31. back
32. treatment
33. oil
34. match
35. space
36. class
37. land
38. soap
39. tail
40. current
41. language
42. star
43. skin
44. bell
45. fact
46. liquid
47. mouth
48. move
49. toe
50. steel
51. comparison
52. industry
53. quill
54. seed
55. thunder
56. note
57. baby
58. string
59. boot
60. cup
61. power
62. planes
63. zephyr
64. downtown
65. car
66. zipper
67. squirrel
68. talk
69. country
70. dogs
71. store
72. taste
73. tendency
74. use
75. top
76. town
77. deer
78. drawer
79. geese
80. substance
81. fang
82. iron
83. waves
84. representative
85. calendar
86. icicle
87. tomatoes
88. idea
89. apparel
90. snail
91. yard
92. stew
93. son
94. angle
95. word
96. protest
97. houses
98. dirt
99. neck
100. stream
101. library
102. hook
103. paper
104. regret
105. needle
106. tongue
107. bath
108. grain
109. position
110. cover
111. finger
112. sack
113. silk
114. pie
115. mint
116. field
117. cows
118. birthday
119. size
120. cream
121. crayon
122. rule
123. fire
124. slave
125. toothbrush
126. tray
127. magic
128. minute
129. cat
130. sister
131. nut
132. bear
133. lock
134. advertisement
135. cub
136. nation
137. cough
138. furniture
139. pizzas
140. death
141. sponge
142. throne
143. rat
144. interest
145. jeans
146. arm
147. queen
148. trains
149. writer
150. reading
151. plantation
152. time
153. stocking
154. actor
155. stick
156. hot
157. voice
158. ground
159. watch
160. ice
161. meeting
162. bike
163. edge
164. money
165. rock
166. burst
167. fowl
168. calculator
169. babies
170. grandfather
171. dock
172. friction
173. pet
174. structure
175. honey
176. bite
177. man
178. collar
179. oranges
180. jar
181. pen
182. humor
183. spade
184. need
185. porter
186. drop
187. steam
188. shape
189. exchange
190. rice
191. lamp
192. fly
193. direction
194. rose
195. leather
196. discussion
197. receipt
198. horses
199. gate
200. scent
201. vegetable
202. plot
203. place
204. rings
205. air
206. authority
207. bubble
208. tooth
209. nerve
210. can
211. ants
212. soup
213. beds
214. guitar
215. glove
216. cabbage
217. milk
218. suggestion
219. earthquake
220. donkey
221. rifle
222. harmony
223. territory
224. loss
225. rhythm
226. marble
227. weight
228. locket
229. competition
230. stem
231. wine
232. chalk
233. stove
234. toothpaste
235. daughter
236. brother
237. yarn
238. finger
239. mass
240. letters
241. crate
242. government
243. sail
244. playground
245. tree
246. hospital
247. shock
248. pleasure
249. rod
250. hair
251. weather
252. yoke
253. health
254. food
255. recess
256. act
257. horn
258. ray
259. sky
260. wax
261. request
262. punishment
263. offer
264. school
265. base
266. crow
267. detail
268. skate
269. cart
270. step
271. jam
272. spiders
273. machine
274. eye
275. play
276. aunt
277. quiet
278. statement
279. wave
280. wrist
281. mountain
282. belief
283. meal
284. pancake
285. shame
286. kiss
287. servant
288. kittens
289. coil
290. grip
291. zoo
292. tax
293. cheese
294. railway
295. pin
296. ladybug
297. degree
298. train
299. mask
300. cobweb
301. front
302. whip
303. pies
304. sofa
305. boy
306. mailbox
307. cow
308. ship
309. lace
310. flower
311. tramp
312. waste
313. fog
314. discovery
315. riddle
316. reason
317. bag
318. balance
319. chance
320. fall
321. creator
322. home
323. partner
324. apparatus
325. alarm
326. hour
327. plane
328. coat
329. mitten
330. slip
331. appliance
332. scale
333. side
334. suit
335. cushion
336. seashore
337. knot
338. purpose
339. crib
340. house
341. morning
342. hand
343. income
344. channel
345. sound
346. card
347. wound
348. cable
349. force
350. pail
351. frame
352. pot
353. story
354. bat
355. cars
356. instrument
357. observation
358. system
359. toy
360. letter
361. stamp
362. view
363. friends
364. popcorn
365. egg
366. trail
367. thrill
368. crime
369. basin
370. silver
371. north
372. haircut
373. dolls
374. room
375. war
376. attraction
377. cemetery
378. flavor
379. pan
380. amusement
381. meat
382. caption
383. wash
384. cherries
385. reaction
386. person
387. window
388. copper
389. orange
390. arch
391. bed
392. middle
393. quarter
394. cakes
395. error
396. whistle
397. support
398. flock
399. pencil
400. stomach
401. knife
402. potato
403. society
404. event
405. low
406. sort
407. judge
408. sleet
409. teeth
410. trousers
411. songs
412. rabbits
413. brass
414. wrench
415. winter
416. cannon
417. song
418. legs
419. texture
420. grape
421. wren
422. chin
423. bells
424. veil
425. route
426. trucks
427. shoe
428. motion
429. laborer
430. design
431. elbow
432. fruit
433. pipe
434. stone
435. ticket
436. salt
437. unit
438. wheel
439. spring
440. dinner
441. selection
442. smell
443. cats
444. fold
445. animal
446. jail
447. level
448. cake
449. hydrant
450. chickens
451. end
452. pull
453. cracker
454. bikes
455. road
456. eggs
457. value
458. question
459. hill
460. trees
461. hall
462. flag
463. turn
464. celery
465. basket
466. kitty
467. pig
468. toes
469. clam
470. credit
471. glass
472. hope
473. page
474. advice
475. street
476. dime
477. development
478. governor
479. frogs
480. scene
481. visitor
482. afternoon
483. creature
484. science
485. dust
486. plate
487. shop
488. part
489. bottle
490. pets
491. wish
492. lettuce
493. blade
494. teaching
495. effect
496. rub
497. moon
498. wilderness
499. bedroom
500. crack
501. church
502. dinosaurs
503. cause
504. stop
505. tin
506. blow
507. fish
508. swim
509. farm
510. trip
511. cap
512. sink
513. baseball
514. head
515. coast
516. summer
517. adjustment
518. fuel
519. flesh
520. cast
521. snake
522. relation
523. fairies
524. night
525. insect
526. pear
527. woman
528. touch
529. sheep
530. nose
531. oven
532. mother
533. price
534. underwear
535. trouble
536. approval
537. twig
538. loaf
539. leg
540. peace
541. care
542. tiger
543. insurance
544. religion
545. ball
546. surprise
547. measure
548. metal
549. plough
550. pollution
551. addition
552. guide
553. smoke
554. cactus
555. mine
556. throat
557. afterthought
558. work
559. vessel
560. pigs
561. kettle
562. door
563. property
564. education
565. button
566. stranger
567. year
568. minister
569. condition
570. reward
571. growth
572. airport
573. yam
574. coach
575. basketball
576. voyage
577. temper
578. rabbit
579. shade
580. pickle
581. eggnog
582. week
583. account
584. lunchroom
585. toad
586. sock
587. jelly
588. range
589. vacation
590. lumber
591. club
592. amount
593. cellar
594. pump
595. bushes
596. mind
597. stitch
598. picture
599. debt
600. birds
601. nest
602. test
603. girl
604. grade
605. walk
606. holiday
607. canvas
608. things
609. juice
610. sea
611. quilt
612. scissors
613. ear
614. distribution
615. wind
616. book
617. children
618. love
619. cloth
620. lake
621. transport
622. verse
623. curve
624. expansion
625. giraffe
626. run
627. yak
628. pocket
629. way
630. hat
631. increase
632. snakes
633. sisters
634. doll
635. profit
636. payment
637. pest
638. noise
639. feeling
640. secretary
641. wing
642. rest
643. sugar
644. hobbies
645. order
646. chess
647. shake
648. badge
649. tank
650. parcel
651. bucket
652. hose
653. camp
654. vase
655. robin
656. rain
657. uncle
658. look
659. thumb
660. sheet
661. engine
662. join
663. roll
664. duck
665. corn
666. men
667. grandmother
668. flowers
669. gold
670. spark
671. ink
672. ring
673. sign
674. van
675. anger
676. station
677. day
678. swing
679. produce
680. boat
681. beef
682. blood
683. doctor
684. curtain
685. beginner
686. office
687. bone
688. bead
689. airplane
690. mark
691. branch
692. change
693. jellyfish
694. limit
695. sand
696. shelf
697. women
698. lunch
699. chicken
700. thread
701. drink
702. cattle
703. monkey
704. stage
705. party
706. stretch
707. number
708. linen
709. earth
710. company
711. laugh
712. dog
713. bulb
714. plant
715. decision
716. island
717. aftermath
718. thought
719. powder
720. zinc
721. wealth
722. twist
723. art
724. foot
725. trade
726. seat
727. spy
728. notebook
729. quince
730. desire
731. sticks
732. push
733. boundary
734. spot
735. team
736. passenger
737. jump
738. truck
739. thing
740. border
741. distance
742. heat
743. worm
744. giants
745. trick
746. experience
747. record
748. scarecrow
749. kick
750. harbor
751. maid
752. muscle
753. cent
754. agreement
755. bridge
756. show
757. circle
758. vest
759. connection
760. hole
761. umbrella
762. wire
763. start
764. army
765. gun
766. ghost
767. spoon
768. flight
769. wool
770. board
771. dress
772. argument
773. committee
774. cave
775. group
776. clover
777. grass
778. root
779. rate
780. hate
781. fork
782. name
783. books
784. activity
785. box
786. drain
787. scarf
788. smile
789. invention
790. arithmetic
791. straw
792. coal
793. color
794. dad
795. mice
796. plants
797. face
798. smash
799. birth
800. line
801. month
802. carpenter
803. eyes
804. rainstorm
805. control
806. business
807. digestion
808. bird
809. crown
810. crook
811. carriage
812. market
813. snails
814. sleep
815. building
816. flame
817. action
818. impulse
819. volleyball
820. key
821. ocean
822. rail
823. shirt
824. form
825. berry
826. river
827. example
828. square
829. poison
830. cook
831. self
832. respect
833. bait
834. sense
835. screw
836. believe
837. brick
838. ducks
839. skirt
840. point
841. girls
842. bomb
843. writing
844. roof
845. bit
846. water
847. cherry
848. oatmeal
849. plastic
850. knowledge
851. camera
852. horse
853. expert
854. zebra
855. shoes
856. title
857. fear
858. quiver
859. soda
860. friend
861. history
862. sweater
863. slope
864. rake
865. destruction
866. toys
867. table
868. acoustics
869. volcano
870. frog
871. butter
872. sneeze
873. wall
874. memory
875. jewel
876. bee
877. wood

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