Top 877 Things From Beard History — An Exhaustive List

After my post about beard history, I got a lot of feedback from people saying they wanted to know about some of the things that were created by bearded men. An odd request, I thought, considered that God, a bearded man, created everything in existence, but okay, I aim to please.

So I sat down and wrote up my list of the top 877 things created by bearded men. Some were created by God, others by inventors like DaVinci. Some, we may not be sure who exactly created it, but we’re pretty sure whoever it was was bearded (Is it awesome? Then someone with a beard probably thought of it first).

Note: I excluded beards and other types of facial hair from this list, although technically I think they should count.

  1. mist
  2. floors
  3. jobs
  4. brakes
  5. Militaries
  6. tents
  7. theory
  8. human beings
  9. bathtub
  10. hands
  11. turkey
  12. quartz
  13. vein
  14. lip
  15. prose
  16. mom
  17. sun
  18. hammer
  19. snow
  20. existence
  21. division
  22. breath
  23. firetrucks
  24. battles
  25. knee
  26. human behavior
  27. driving
  28. sidewalk
  29. quicksand
  30. desk
  31. back
  32. treatment
  33. oil
  34. match
  35. space
  36. class
  37. land
  38. soap
  39. tail
  40. current
  41. language
  42. star
  43. skin
  44. bell
  45. fact
  46. liquid
  47. mouth
  48. move
  49. toe
  50. steel
  51. comparison
  52. industry
  53. quill
  54. seed
  55. thunder
  56. note
  57. baby
  58. string
  59. boot
  60. cup
  61. power
  62. planes
  63. zephyr
  64. downtown
  65. car
  66. zipper
  67. squirrel
  68. talk
  69. country
  70. dogs
  71. store
  72. taste
  73. tendency
  74. use
  75. top
  76. town
  77. deer
  78. drawer
  79. geese
  80. substance
  81. fang
  82. iron
  83. waves
  84. representative
  85. calendar
  86. icicle
  87. tomatoes
  88. idea
  89. apparel
  90. snail
  91. yard
  92. stew
  93. son
  94. angle
  95. word
  96. protest
  97. houses
  98. dirt
  99. neck
  100. stream
  101. library
  102. hook
  103. paper
  104. regret
  105. needle
  106. tongue
  107. bath
  108. grain
  109. position
  110. cover
  111. finger
  112. sack
  113. silk
  114. pie
  115. mint
  116. field
  117. cows
  118. birthday
  119. size
  120. cream
  121. crayon
  122. rule
  123. fire
  124. slave
  125. toothbrush
  126. tray
  127. magic
  128. minute
  129. cat
  130. sister
  131. nut
  132. bear
  133. lock
  134. advertisement
  135. cub
  136. nation
  137. cough
  138. furniture
  139. pizzas
  140. death
  141. sponge
  142. throne
  143. rat
  144. interest
  145. jeans
  146. arm
  147. queen
  148. trains
  149. writer
  150. reading
  151. plantation
  152. time
  153. stocking
  154. actor
  155. stick
  156. hot
  157. voice
  158. ground
  159. watch
  160. ice
  161. meeting
  162. bike
  163. edge
  164. money
  165. rock
  166. burst
  167. fowl
  168. calculator
  169. babies
  170. grandfather
  171. dock
  172. friction
  173. pet
  174. structure
  175. honey
  176. bite
  177. man
  178. collar
  179. oranges
  180. jar
  181. pen
  182. humor
  183. spade
  184. need
  185. porter
  186. drop
  187. steam
  188. shape
  189. exchange
  190. rice
  191. lamp
  192. fly
  193. direction
  194. rose
  195. leather
  196. discussion
  197. receipt
  198. horses
  199. gate
  200. scent
  201. vegetable
  202. plot
  203. place
  204. rings
  205. air
  206. authority
  207. bubble
  208. tooth
  209. nerve
  210. can
  211. ants
  212. soup
  213. beds
  214. guitar
  215. glove
  216. cabbage
  217. milk
  218. suggestion
  219. earthquake
  220. donkey
  221. rifle
  222. harmony
  223. territory
  224. loss
  225. rhythm
  226. marble
  227. weight
  228. locket
  229. competition
  230. stem
  231. wine
  232. chalk
  233. stove
  234. toothpaste
  235. daughter
  236. brother
  237. yarn
  238. finger
  239. mass
  240. letters
  241. crate
  242. government
  243. sail
  244. playground
  245. tree
  246. hospital
  247. shock
  248. pleasure
  249. rod
  250. hair
  251. weather
  252. yoke
  253. health
  254. food
  255. recess
  256. act
  257. horn
  258. ray
  259. sky
  260. wax
  261. request
  262. punishment
  263. offer
  264. school
  265. base
  266. crow
  267. detail
  268. skate
  269. cart
  270. step
  271. jam
  272. spiders
  273. machine
  274. eye
  275. play
  276. aunt
  277. quiet
  278. statement
  279. wave
  280. wrist
  281. mountain
  282. belief
  283. meal
  284. pancake
  285. shame
  286. kiss
  287. servant
  288. kittens
  289. coil
  290. grip
  291. zoo
  292. tax
  293. cheese
  294. railway
  295. pin
  296. ladybug
  297. degree
  298. train
  299. mask
  300. cobweb
  301. front
  302. whip
  303. pies
  304. sofa
  305. boy
  306. mailbox
  307. cow
  308. ship
  309. lace
  310. flower
  311. tramp
  312. waste
  313. fog
  314. discovery
  315. riddle
  316. reason
  317. bag
  318. balance
  319. chance
  320. fall
  321. creator
  322. home
  323. partner
  324. apparatus
  325. alarm
  326. hour
  327. plane
  328. coat
  329. mitten
  330. slip
  331. appliance
  332. scale
  333. side
  334. suit
  335. cushion
  336. seashore
  337. knot
  338. purpose
  339. crib
  340. house
  341. morning
  342. hand
  343. income
  344. channel
  345. sound
  346. card
  347. wound
  348. cable
  349. force
  350. pail
  351. frame
  352. pot
  353. story
  354. bat
  355. cars
  356. instrument
  357. observation
  358. system
  359. toy
  360. letter
  361. stamp
  362. view
  363. friends
  364. popcorn
  365. egg
  366. trail
  367. thrill
  368. crime
  369. basin
  370. silver
  371. north
  372. haircut
  373. dolls
  374. room
  375. war
  376. attraction
  377. cemetery
  378. flavor
  379. pan
  380. amusement
  381. meat
  382. caption
  383. wash
  384. cherries
  385. reaction
  386. person
  387. window
  388. copper
  389. orange
  390. arch
  391. bed
  392. middle
  393. quarter
  394. cakes
  395. error
  396. whistle
  397. support
  398. flock
  399. pencil
  400. stomach
  401. knife
  402. potato
  403. society
  404. event
  405. low
  406. sort
  407. judge
  408. sleet
  409. teeth
  410. trousers
  411. songs
  412. rabbits
  413. brass
  414. wrench
  415. winter
  416. cannon
  417. song
  418. legs
  419. texture
  420. grape
  421. wren
  422. chin
  423. bells
  424. veil
  425. route
  426. trucks
  427. shoe
  428. motion
  429. laborer
  430. design
  431. elbow
  432. fruit
  433. pipe
  434. stone
  435. ticket
  436. salt
  437. unit
  438. wheel
  439. spring
  440. dinner
  441. selection
  442. smell
  443. cats
  444. fold
  445. animal
  446. jail
  447. level
  448. cake
  449. hydrant
  450. chickens
  451. end
  452. pull
  453. cracker
  454. bikes
  455. road
  456. eggs
  457. value
  458. question
  459. hill
  460. trees
  461. hall
  462. flag
  463. turn
  464. celery
  465. basket
  466. kitty
  467. pig
  468. toes
  469. clam
  470. credit
  471. glass
  472. hope
  473. page
  474. advice
  475. street
  476. dime
  477. development
  478. governor
  479. frogs
  480. scene
  481. visitor
  482. afternoon
  483. creature
  484. science
  485. dust
  486. plate
  487. shop
  488. part
  489. bottle
  490. pets
  491. wish
  492. lettuce
  493. blade
  494. teaching
  495. effect
  496. rub
  497. moon
  498. wilderness
  499. bedroom
  500. crack
  501. church
  502. dinosaurs
  503. cause
  504. stop
  505. tin
  506. blow
  507. fish
  508. swim
  509. farm
  510. trip
  511. cap
  512. sink
  513. baseball
  514. head
  515. coast
  516. summer
  517. adjustment
  518. fuel
  519. flesh
  520. cast
  521. snake
  522. relation
  523. fairies
  524. night
  525. insect
  526. pear
  527. woman
  528. touch
  529. sheep
  530. nose
  531. oven
  532. mother
  533. price
  534. underwear
  535. trouble
  536. approval
  537. twig
  538. loaf
  539. leg
  540. peace
  541. care
  542. tiger
  543. insurance
  544. religion
  545. ball
  546. surprise
  547. measure
  548. metal
  549. plough
  550. pollution
  551. addition
  552. guide
  553. smoke
  554. cactus
  555. mine
  556. throat
  557. afterthought
  558. work
  559. vessel
  560. pigs
  561. kettle
  562. door
  563. property
  564. education
  565. button
  566. stranger
  567. year
  568. minister
  569. condition
  570. reward
  571. growth
  572. airport
  573. yam
  574. coach
  575. basketball
  576. voyage
  577. temper
  578. rabbit
  579. shade
  580. pickle
  581. eggnog
  582. week
  583. account
  584. lunchroom
  585. toad
  586. sock
  587. jelly
  588. range
  589. vacation
  590. lumber
  591. club
  592. amount
  593. cellar
  594. pump
  595. bushes
  596. mind
  597. stitch
  598. picture
  599. debt
  600. birds
  601. nest
  602. test
  603. girl
  604. grade
  605. walk
  606. holiday
  607. canvas
  608. things
  609. juice
  610. sea
  611. quilt
  612. scissors
  613. ear
  614. distribution
  615. wind
  616. book
  617. children
  618. love
  619. cloth
  620. lake
  621. transport
  622. verse
  623. curve
  624. expansion
  625. giraffe
  626. run
  627. yak
  628. pocket
  629. way
  630. hat
  631. increase
  632. snakes
  633. sisters
  634. doll
  635. profit
  636. payment
  637. pest
  638. noise
  639. feeling
  640. secretary
  641. wing
  642. rest
  643. sugar
  644. hobbies
  645. order
  646. chess
  647. shake
  648. badge
  649. tank
  650. parcel
  651. bucket
  652. hose
  653. camp
  654. vase
  655. robin
  656. rain
  657. uncle
  658. look
  659. thumb
  660. sheet
  661. engine
  662. join
  663. roll
  664. duck
  665. corn
  666. men
  667. grandmother
  668. flowers
  669. gold
  670. spark
  671. ink
  672. ring
  673. sign
  674. van
  675. anger
  676. station
  677. day
  678. swing
  679. produce
  680. boat
  681. beef
  682. blood
  683. doctor
  684. curtain
  685. beginner
  686. office
  687. bone
  688. bead
  689. airplane
  690. mark
  691. branch
  692. change
  693. jellyfish
  694. limit
  695. sand
  696. shelf
  697. women
  698. lunch
  699. chicken
  700. thread
  701. drink
  702. cattle
  703. monkey
  704. stage
  705. party
  706. stretch
  707. number
  708. linen
  709. earth
  710. company
  711. laugh
  712. dog
  713. bulb
  714. plant
  715. decision
  716. island
  717. aftermath
  718. thought
  719. powder
  720. zinc
  721. wealth
  722. twist
  723. art
  724. foot
  725. trade
  726. seat
  727. spy
  728. notebook
  729. quince
  730. desire
  731. sticks
  732. push
  733. boundary
  734. spot
  735. team
  736. passenger
  737. jump
  738. truck
  739. thing
  740. border
  741. distance
  742. heat
  743. worm
  744. giants
  745. trick
  746. experience
  747. record
  748. scarecrow
  749. kick
  750. harbor
  751. maid
  752. muscle
  753. cent
  754. agreement
  755. bridge
  756. show
  757. circle
  758. vest
  759. connection
  760. hole
  761. umbrella
  762. wire
  763. start
  764. army
  765. gun
  766. ghost
  767. spoon
  768. flight
  769. wool
  770. board
  771. dress
  772. argument
  773. committee
  774. cave
  775. group
  776. clover
  777. grass
  778. root
  779. rate
  780. hate
  781. fork
  782. name
  783. books
  784. activity
  785. box
  786. drain
  787. scarf
  788. smile
  789. invention
  790. arithmetic
  791. straw
  792. coal
  793. color
  794. dad
  795. mice
  796. plants
  797. face
  798. smash
  799. birth
  800. line
  801. month
  802. carpenter
  803. eyes
  804. rainstorm
  805. control
  806. business
  807. digestion
  808. bird
  809. crown
  810. crook
  811. carriage
  812. market
  813. snails
  814. sleep
  815. building
  816. flame
  817. action
  818. impulse
  819. volleyball
  820. key
  821. ocean
  822. rail
  823. shirt
  824. form
  825. berry
  826. river
  827. example
  828. square
  829. poison
  830. cook
  831. self
  832. respect
  833. bait
  834. sense
  835. screw
  836. believe
  837. brick
  838. ducks
  839. skirt
  840. point
  841. girls
  842. bomb
  843. writing
  844. roof
  845. bit
  846. water
  847. cherry
  848. oatmeal
  849. plastic
  850. knowledge
  851. camera
  852. horse
  853. expert
  854. zebra
  855. shoes
  856. title
  857. fear
  858. quiver
  859. soda
  860. friend
  861. history
  862. sweater
  863. slope
  864. rake
  865. destruction
  866. toys
  867. table
  868. acoustics
  869. volcano
  870. frog
  871. butter
  872. sneeze
  873. wall
  874. memory
  875. jewel
  876. bee
  877. wood

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